The New Saturday Morning Cartoons
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So the other day, I was actually up early enough to see what Saturday morning cartoons consist of nowadays... and I was absolutely shocked to find...Sonic X, TMNT, Lazy Town Mysteries, and Power Rangers RPM
10-12
years ago, you would have been able to watch the originals, the
wonderful Saturday morning cartoons/shows that I had grown up on... which are now
distorted into gimmicky, plotless, time fillers.
I
watched a TMNT movie, in which the 80/90's Ninja Turtles came to their
dimension for help... and the whole show seemed to just be a rip on how lame
the old Turtles were... LIES! Just because the 80/90's Turtles were
funny, and were actually entertaining, doesn't make them lame. What's
lame is taking a great cartoon, and putting a serious spin on it... By
injecting my Saturday morning heroes with steroids, and giving them stupid voices...
Sonic
X isn't nearly as bad... but again it's too serious... and what's
worse, is they have like 30 new characters... Knuckles wasn't even in
the original series... now Sonic and Tails have like 20 seconds screen
time. I'm semi-satisfied with their voices, anything was better than
Tails' original voice.
Lazy
Town Mysteries!!??? WHAAAT!?? Well, it has some of the original characters...
new voices... and is animated in a very creepy manner. Of course
nothing can beat the original animation and voices, so it's not very good.
Power
Rangers RPM... I wouldn't even glance at this mess... the original
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers are the only real Power Rangers... you can
put them in space, send them through time, put them in a jungle, turn
them into ninjas.... it's not the same!
Now
for the worst... There's a new Garfield cartoon... it's animated in that
3D crap that they're trying to slap on everything (The Back at the
Barnyard cartoon, ARE YOU KIDDING ME, LAME!!!). The voices are
horrible! Dave is the biggest casualty of them all... THE HORROR! The
people doing this to these once great shows, need to be put on death
row....






